Monthly Archives: December 2018

I’m not the doctor, I told him And so you think, he replied But as we looked into each others’ eyes We both knew, we just knew Neither of us had the remedy And no matter whom we compared notes … Continue reading →

It’s not a dumb bell that I lift Just a sound for you to gift To those who are in need Let them have your chicken feed Or strut on by feeling thankful That you have yourself a bagful You’ll … Continue reading →

Mirror, Mirror on the wall I just painted you down the hall Because you were chipped & an ugly maroon So, I painted your frame black with gold trim Now I’ll howl at the moon while I try to stay … Continue reading →

To find a lady in duress wearing a dress Would be finding her stress in a mess She will be loved, I’m sure she will She’s got that hungry space to fill Soothing her angry, preoccupied mind Is an art … Continue reading →

They say milk does a body good But the milk sacks get weary And the milk can get sour If too much the body’s deflowered We pine and yearn to be milked For what it’s worth under the kilt But … Continue reading →