Hi! My name is Bing! I enjoy riding my skateboard, eating lean green veggies, and girls. People tell me I look like David Cassidy, but I just wanna be me and ignore that. Unlike most of my Barbie and Ken friends, I have a very contortionist talent. See, I am able to bend my arm socket and elbow joints completely ‘round and ‘round in a circle. So, it’s fun for me to freak people out and have them think I have broken arms. It also allows for some pretty stylin’ dance moves. At my last job, some asshole decided to take a chop to the back of my hair as revenge for me snitching on him to the boss. What a coward! He could have at least agreed to meet me in the parking lot or something! Now all you can see back there is that old scar I got. Yeah, my family was in a terrible car accident and I was the only one saved as a babe. Luckily, my Dad’s brother agreed to raise me and that was such a blessing! It’s weird how things just happen that way. I have dreams of my Mom, Dad, and sister too, even though they’re somewhere else, but aren’t we all? People work, people relocate, and people die. It’s a wonder how we can even relate at all, but somehow, we manage I guess. Well, I’ve got some skateboarding to do now, but I hope that me and my dolly friends can be donated respectfully with our clothes on when you’re done playing. I know the naked truth hurts, but it’s selfish and greedy to rip off my clothes for other dolls you wanna keep. Do you really hate me or my friends that much to do that? It makes me jealous and sad! On a good note though, please help in Bognetta’s vision to assist in bringing happiness and improvement to the world for everybody.
Mahalo! (Thank You!)