Hi! My name is Jasperline. I tell it like it is, okay? So, I was innocently tanning naked at a nudie beach. All a sudden, this bitch, Bognetta comes along, scoops me up, and tells me I can’t do that anymore. The nerve of that woman, God! Well, I fought and she took me kicking and screaming to her dressing parlor. Then she offered me tea and I couldn’t resist it, so I accepted. I started to have some psychedelic visions. So, I knew she must have spiked the tea! In my dazed dream, I thought she was using friendly snakes to measure my body with and I don’t even know how she managed to get them. I mean, I was giggling and laughing so much it was impossible to keep still. She pointed to a bed to sleep on, while she worked on a new dress and covered me gingerly with a nice warm plaid blankie. The room was spinning with friendly snakes, spider webs, and haystacks of needles with a piece of hay in each one. So, my job was to dream while Bognetta’s job was to think and create. Yellow was her color of choice for my dress and I guess she chose it to match my earrings. Anyways, when I awoke from my dizzy daze, she told me yellow signified intelligence. She’s not such a bitch after all. I mean she told me she doesn’t much care if I’m tanning at a nudie beach, but she’d rather see me buy myself a tanning bed if I wanted to do it naked. It’s the prying perverts she’d like me to be wary of. She’d rather be the one to find me once than have a group of men find me and have me several times over where I end up bruised, alone, and broken in spirit. Well, I hope you’ll help the world too by taking in wild strays like me. It’s the decent thing to do!
Mahalo! (Thank You!)

About bognetta

Love has been so much more powerful than other people's control. I think it's all love, but sometimes it doesn't feel like love. That is because so many people are defensive, protective, and do not care to trust in that four letter word...love!
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